Hosted for nearly a year now by our dear friends at Webs.com, these Dark Chambers are here to dazzle you now with newer, more original, and even more exciting things to explore than in prior aeons! Herein, dearests, you shall discover all that you loved about the original Dark Chambers: all our the text, all our old and new links, and so much more!
For ye who be newcomers to this website, methinks a proper introduction is in order. Know, then, that I am Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Duke and First Marquess of Talisker --- Philosopher of the Internet; Mage of the Hard Drive; Champion and Conqueror of Thaumaturgic Technology --- and Unofficial Wizard and Sorcerer-in-Residence unto the Mortalfolk of the City, County and State of New York!
And what exactly do I do, you ask? Well, my job, basically, is to encourage my fellow New Yorkers to use their imaginations responsibly and meaningfully; and to tame the Good Dragons who populate the Multiverse. It's not always easy --- let's face it, it's not every day that a 4800-plus-year-old Wizard has to adjust to coping with life in ye Byg Appyl! But I do as I must because, quite simply, no one else will. My seven Wizardly superiors, the Grand High Istari, insisted that New York, being a tough town, was in need of a tough Wizard. So they chose me.
From the moment ol' Poopstar --- that would be Triumph the Insult Comic Dog --- first noticed me (and dearest Thor the Barbarian prior to even that), my adventures have seen me encountering some of the Cosmos' strangest beings! Why, only I would dare end up on a Grammy Award-losing comedy album, as well as have no fewer than 11 consecutive clips on YouTube .... and even match wits with the Monstericans --- that would be Lordi, my Official Rock Band!
But all these tales shall reveal themselves within due course. For now, I bid ye welcome to Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Dark Chambers ---- where, I hope, you will find things to be delightfully entertaining, deliciously twisted, and incredbily informative! Please enter, and be welcomed!
